Writer (novice at the moment) and passionate about it.

weirdlyprecious: thetruthampere: annadesu: bismuth: !!! big...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:34:27 -0400

thetruthampere:

annadesu:

bismuth:

!!! big thanks to @biodive for alerting me that a new dove ad was uploaded to CN mexico, this one featuring smoky quartz and sardonyx! it’s in spanish, but i think this means we can expect it in english soon. in the meantime, a translation would be much appreciated!!

source: http://m.spa.cartoonnetworkla.com/video/steven-universe-dove-1

EDIT: translation from an anon!!

Smoky Quartz: Hi, I’m Smoky Quartz!

Sardonyx: And I’m Sardonyx!

SQ: Sardonyx and I look very different. She has three gems, and I have two, she has four arms, and I have three. Her body can rotate 360º…hey, cut. I need a minute.

S: Smoky?

SQ: I know this is about having great bodies, but yours is so much more spectacular than mine.

S: But that’s not true. I know you admire me.

SQ: Yes, you’re much taller than me.

S: But you can do things that I do not.

SQ: Like what?

S: Like entering the changing room!

*both laugh*

SQ: Well, well, you win, or I think I win. Hey, do you think there’s time for yo-yo triple-hand tricks?

S: I hope so, I’d hate to think that comparing yourself to me could’ve hurt your chance to be you. Let’s go back out there.

SQ: Do you need help?

S: Please don’t film this!

Blessed

@weirdlyprecious

pardonmewhileipanic: wallespider: unmute this you won’t regret...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:19:53 -0400

pardonmewhileipanic:

wallespider:

unmute this you won’t regret it

Omfg

Tom has game

thesweetreaper: thatpettyblackgirl: WTF……… Seriously….. How...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:00:47 -0400

thesweetreaper:

thatpettyblackgirl:

WTF……… Seriously…..

How can anyone stand with repulsive trash like him?

What the hell?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lunalamariposa: the-black-virgin: localstarboy: Watch and Pass...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 06:13:01 -0400

lunalamariposa:

the-black-virgin:

localstarboy:

Watch and Pass on!!!
😂😂💀💩

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

Ha! 😃 Harmless–and headless–prank indeed.

weeaboops: links-butt: steviesomethin: Link - No Limit Please...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:38:14 -0400

weeaboops:

links-butt:

steviesomethin:

Link - No Limit

Please watch this video

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO

WATCH IT AND YOU’ll UNDERSTAND

catchymemes: These people will restore your faith in...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 19:00:55 -0400

catchymemes:

These people will restore your faith in humanity

If there are people who feel the need that the world is against them just know that there are people who can help out of the kindness of their heart.

chlove-art: topsydead: I’m telling you elephants are chill...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 19:49:52 -0400

chlove-art:

topsydead:

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later.

And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly.

Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

Elephants are a blessing and need our compassion.

I could have never imagine.

lopoddityart: dragonballseys: sdjkfhsdghsdjkf I’m sorry! 😂😂😂 ...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 20:11:37 -0400

lopoddityart:

dragonballseys:

sdjkfhsdghsdjkf I’m sorry! 😂😂😂

🌈Happy Pride Month~! 🌈💖

s-sorry….i just can’t not reblog

fine art

A saiyan’s pride 😃

daily-marvel-dose: the-marvel-what: lokis-helmet: allltheship...

Wed, 30 May 2018 05:00:19 -0400

daily-marvel-dose:

the-marvel-what:

lokis-helmet:

allltheships:

jrubalcaba:

papi-chulo-seb:

pirate-angelbaby:

coffee-swimmer:

sirdoctornatural:

peters-suit:

im-fangirl-trash-okay:

cumberswoons:

beejohnlocked:

perpetuallyvex:

jxsontxdds:

mmmaff:

that-sokovian-bastard:

sexylibrarian1:

loneliestlittlerainbow:

themcuhasruinedme:

marveldcmistress:

itsanerdlife:

i-is-surrounded-by-idjits:

heyitselecktra:

lovemarvel-trash:

sergeantraccoon:

ilovewintersoldiersandsebastians:

love-the-avenger:

booksandwildthings:

tinypolytheist:

stravaganza:

allthespookyfeelings:

goldlupin:

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

seb’s the weird cousin

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

I think you missed the other fanboy…

Love this

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

UH THIS

Um we’re forgetting someone…

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

Aldjaksnana

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

these dorks lmaoo

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

YES

Don’t forget

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

This is too good to not reblog

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

Also

shaymashay: yourstarboymedo: This is the best Marvel edit I’ve...

Tue, 29 May 2018 21:55:31 -0400

shaymashay:

yourstarboymedo:

This is the best Marvel edit I’ve ever seen WOW!! ❤️

BEST. EDIT. I. HAVE. EVER. SEEN. BY. FAR.

Nice!

goopy-amethyst: cooper-klebba: alex-multiverse: tytythehistoryguy: They Revealed That Steven...

Mon, 28 May 2018 14:07:07 -0400

goopy-amethyst:

cooper-klebba:

alex-multiverse:

tytythehistoryguy:

They Revealed That Steven Universe Was Pink Diamond In Season 2

Remember that episode “Say Uncle”? The April Fools episode in which “nothing was canon”?

Uncle Grandpa tells Steven that he needs to get his gem polished “twice a year”- every six months.

Looking back, this is strange. Rose Quartz does not need to be polished at all- it’s just not needed.

But, what does need to be polished twice a year? Diamond.

According to a gem cleaning website, TheSpruce, diamonds need to be professionally cleaned “once every six months”. Or twice a year.

A line ignored in an April Fools episode revealed the biggest plot twist in the show’s history.

I can’t believe that the eldritch god of chaos knew it all along….

@goopy-amethyst

I mean… Foreshadow goes back to season 1 and they clearly played us like a sand castle but DAMN I did not knew that!

I love a show that just manage to give us a hint and we don’t even know it. Especially coming from an April Fools episode.

catgirl9696: uglyassbitch42: elliehopaunt: worth watching for...

Sat, 26 May 2018 15:06:33 -0400

catgirl9696:

uglyassbitch42:

elliehopaunt:

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

What in the world?

the-husbando: twilightown: CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR...

Fri, 25 May 2018 16:00:52 -0400

the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

finofilipino: Los final boss de los disfraces infantiles. This...

Thu, 24 May 2018 14:39:22 -0400

finofilipino:

Los final boss de los disfraces infantiles.

This here is cosplaying at its cutest 😃

dailytweets: https://twitter.com/larryfeltonj/status/99470663066...

Tue, 22 May 2018 05:24:17 -0400

dailytweets:

https://twitter.com/larryfeltonj/status/994706630662123520?s=19

pjenderman: profeminist: Action superhero / stuntperson /...

Mon, 21 May 2018 20:23:56 -0400

pjenderman:

profeminist:

Action superhero / stuntperson / martial artist Chloé Bruce rehearsal compilation

Video Source

Chloé Bruce -
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1579713/

“Over the years, Chloe won too many titles to mention. 2001-02 Irish Overall Kata Champion, 2001 French Freestyle and Weapons Champion 1998-2000 Swiss Freestyle Champion, 1999 Traditional, Freestyle and Weapons World Champion, 1998 Traditional, Freestyle and Weapons World Champion, 1997 Traditional and Freestyle World Champion, 1996 Traditional and Freestyle World Champion, and many more Freestyle, Traditional and Weapons Champion titles through the late 90’s and early 2000’s in WKA, WAKO and FSK Championships.

After 2000 Chloe became an even bigger star. She traveled the whole world to appear with various demo teams. She worked with Daniel Sterling and Mike Chat’s XMA. Chloe also appeared in various music videos. In 2003 Chloe became a professional actress.

She holds the world record for the most scorpion kicks in one minute (39 kicks).”

Read the full bio

WOMBO COMBO!!!!

some reminders about pink diamond

Sun, 20 May 2018 15:55:29 -0400

cupcakeflake:

So after the big reveal, there was a lot of uproar, with people getting furious over what Pink Diamond did. Heck, I was one of them.
But after thinking it over, I realized that maybe some of it is being a bit overstated. There’s been a lot of talk about how Rose was evil or how she created a war because she was bored or how she only created Steven to run away from responsibility.
Y’all. The vast majority of evidence does not support this.
So anyway, here are some important reminders:
The Gem War was already going on for 1,000 years before Pink Diamond decided to fake her shattering. She did this because she thought it would end the war, and allow the Crystal Gems to live in peace. Yes, it backfired, and yes, she should have considered that the other Diamonds would seek revenge, but at the end of the day, she legitimately believed that the Diamonds wouldn’t care enough to take action if they thought she was gone.
She still started the war to protect the humans who lived there. Like, seriously, none of that changed. EARTH WOULD BE DESTROYED IF IT WEREN’T FOR HER. I mean, what did she have to gain by picking a fight with herself? All she wanted was a colony of her own. When she got it, she discovered the organic life on Earth and realized she didn’t want to go along with it anymore.
“Curiosity turned to appreciation. Appreciation turned to fondness. And fondness turned to love.”
Yes, Pink did try talking to the other Diamonds before starting a war. Remember what Steven heard in his dream. Pink Diamond did try and talk to the other Diamonds, bringing up the organic life, but they saw it as a sign of her incompetence, not as a reason to let the planet be free. After that, she tried arguing that the cities were too hard to dismantle (which obviously was a lie), but when that didn’t fly, she created the Crystal Gems and used that as an excuse.
After the war, she spent 6,000 years trying to find a way to heal the corrupted Gems. Why do you think the Crystal Gems have been bubbling all the monsters they fight? It’s been said that Rose always hoped to find a way to heal them. It’s not like they died and she just went “Eh, what can ya do?” She felt guilty about what had happened, and she spent ages trying to atone.
Honestly, I still stand by the theory that she created Steven at least in part because she hoped that a human’s capacity to grow might mean that he would eventually become powerful enough to heal them. I mean, he did go further in healing Centipeedle than Rose ever did, and he still has a lot of growth to come. It makes sense that Rose saw that she had reached a plateau and hoped that Steven could do better.
It’s not her fault that there was a power imbalance between her and Pearl. Look, this was fucked up, and it kills me, too. But Pearl’s devotion to Rose wasn’t something Rose could have helped more than she already did. Remember, she gave Pearl the choice to stay loyal to Homeworld. She encouraged Pearl to come into her own. She declared Pearl a free Pearl. But there’s only so much she could do. Yes, Pearl’s devotion to Rose/PD and her feelings of being lost after Rose was gone was tragic, and it breaks my heart. But what more could Rose do?
“Why won’t you just let me do this for you, Rose?”
“Did Rose make you feel like you were nothing?”
“Rose made me feel like I was…everything.”
She left Bismuth for Steven to find. It’s clear that the reason she bubbled Bismuth (and kept it a secret) was because Bismuth would have known the truth about the shattering and wouldn’t have stood for it. But when she created Steven, she left Bismuth in the same place as her video for him. She probably figured this was her chance to let Bismuth finally be free.
Look, obviously Pink Diamond made some pretty huge miscalculations that caused a lot of pain and death. That doesn’t make her a bad person. She had to constantly face a number of hard choices where there was no easy answer, and each time, she went with what she thought was best.
Should she have ordered Pearl to keep quiet? No. Yet, at the time it seemed like the best choice.
Should she have told the other Crystal Gems the truth after the Corruption Song? Maybe. Yet, at the time it seemed like a better choice to keep it hidden.
~~(Should she have challenged the other Diamonds head-on without a disguise? Hell no, summoning their full wrath would have been suicide, and the Earth would get colonized anyway.)~~
I get it: it’s easy to demonize someone who comes from a position of power when things go wrong on a major scale. But the fact is that it’s not that simple. People have limits, people have flaws, people make mistakes. Pink is a Diamond. Her choices were always going to have far-reaching consequences, and she tried her best given what she had. We’re in a morally grey zone with both positive and negative outcomes.

This seems about the best explanation to Pink Diamond/Rose’s reasoning and there are evidence that supports it throughout the show.

warriormale: elijahbleucasey: warriormale: little-scribblers-he...

Wed, 16 May 2018 15:01:36 -0400

warriormale:

elijahbleucasey:

warriormale:

little-scribblers-heart:

deathtokillian:

asininetruth:

brmanso27:

Humans are awesome

I say things like “I’m not interested in sports” I really have to give a caveat to explain I really mean “sportsball”, those mass media team sporting events that lead to white privilege riots and fill the pockets of millionaires and billionaires. Because this? This is incredible, just the athleticism, what bodies can do, female, male, young or adult, differently abled…just awesome.

^^^^

Some of the millions of reasons aliens will be terrified of humans.

This has got to be one of the most impressive videos I have ever seen on Tumblr!

Check it out!

I am particularly impressed with moves by those disabled with lost limbs.

I’m in awe…..

WarriorMale

my first thought was has warrior male seen this yet

Isn’t this awesome??

Some of the feats almost looked staged, but when you look closely or more than once, they’re not.

Just incredible.

WarriorMale

Incredible

Video

Tue, 15 May 2018 15:16:01 -0400

lisasbasket: hutchj: greenfabricfrog: angel-baez: Hmmm… no. There we go much better Can...

Mon, 14 May 2018 13:54:37 -0400

lisasbasket:

hutchj:

greenfabricfrog:

angel-baez:

Hmmm… no.

There we go much better

Can someone in the Stephen universe fandom explain this to me?

Steven has Rose Quartz gem; basically she died in childbirth and gave him her gem. I do believe that she deserves to be up there b/c she died so he could live, but the other gems deserve to up there as well b/c Rose could not raise Steven. Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, and Greg raise Steven. So while Rose is his biological mom, Garnet, Pearl, & Amethyst are his adoptive moms.

Everyone who’s all “bad post OP”, You guys have not seen the lastest episdes, lol.
If it’d just be about the raising bit, Finn’s mom shouldn’t be here either, heck she didn’t know her son is alive for like 13? years and then wanted to “imprison” him.

Finn’s mom is questionable, but ai agree with the gems being there.